Who Shot Who in the What Now? Pt 2

A most glorious element of the fandoms I find myself drawn to is The Gay or The Ghey as it were. The Gay (TG) is phenomina very similar to hoyay, a term coined at the website "Television Without Pity". Hoyay or "homoerticism, yay!" is kinda sneaky and subtextual. For instance, when Clark Kent is eyefucking Lex Luthor on Smallville all pouty lipped and dewy eyed, that's hoyay. Therefore, anything too explicite or specific leaves the realms of hoyay. That's where I see TG picking up the slack. TG is a little more involved and the best TG happens between heterosexual (or heteroflexible) men. It's more delicious or something. Ummm lets' see, how best to descibe the subtle differences of these two worthy terms? Okay I know, a little side by side action:

Hoyay ..............vs ..... The Gay (That's not Pete's own instrument)
See also: ......... /........ See Also:
Angel* ......... /........ Queer As Folk
Firefly . ........ / ........ Six Feet Under
Everwood ........ / ........ Wil & Grace (sometimes)
Star Trek ........ / ........... Panic! At the Disco's Stadium tour

*Angel did teter into main text when Spike admitted that he and Angel had been intimate once in the penultimate episode of the show. (!!) Still, no one eye fucked quite like David Boreanaz (Angel) and Christain Kane who played Lindsey the evil lawyer. That was the stuff of sweet sweet dreams my dears.

Why do I (and many women) find male homoeroticism to be so damn hot? Guys find girl on girl exciting so I guess it's just the inverse. I mean I know there is more to it than that but to analyze it would force me to be all thinky and nobody wants that so *shrugs*. It doesn’t' matter really. All that matters is there are men who will go out of their way to provide us with delicious boy/boyness for our enjoyment and many of those men are in bands, which leads me to my hobby….

Slash. Yummy porntastic slash. \o/

I started with Brokeback Mountain slash because I was devastated by that sad ass movie and although I had heard of slash for years, had even read a few Firefly stories back in the day, I was not a slash fan. Brokeback Mountain Slash helped me fill the void that the movie had ripped out of my heart. ... Also it got me back writing again. ... Much of what I write is porn of course but it's writing none the less. :op

So besides a few off hand comments, what qualifies some diminutive pop/punk/emo/rock bass player to stand as a shining paragon of gayness? Simply put, Pete renders all the boys around him gay as a tree full of parakeets. ... Okay maybe that's exaggerating ....

... or maybe it's not.

That long haired boy with the huge lump in his tight, tight jeans is William Beckett and I'll probably be dedicating an entire entry to him and another young man very, very soon because the levels of squee that this boy has brought out of me are quite remarkable and he along with his 'partner' in crime Travis McCoy lead me to this fandom to begin with. But I get ahead of myself. Beckett and Pete are friends and sometimes they perform together on stage and sometimes when they perform together they kiss goodbye and it's awesome as you just witnessed.

Let's see, Oh yah,

That’s Pete with Travis McCoy, that afore mentioned partner of William's. Trust me, there’s a reason one might bracket the word “partner” or “friend” with air quotes when speaking of Travis and William. We’ll get into it in a bit though. Let’s focus on Pete for just a little bit more.

Oh would you look at this! What an interesting article on Fall Out Boy, Pete's band.

For those of y'all that don't know who Ryan Ross is. ... Yah, I know. He's the lead guitar, lyricist, and mastermind behind Panic! At the Disco. Fall Out Boys's familiars.


Many of these first few entries will be about Pete Wentz and his gaggle of Beautiful Boys Who Touch Each Other All The Live Long Day but I'm sure I'll talk about other folks too. I mean, I started out with Jack & Ennis, moved onto some Jake Gyllenhaal/ Lance Armstrong and Jonathan Rhys Meyers/ Jared Leto, before moving to bandslash so there is much to discuss. Welcome to my humble nook on the net. Come on kiddies, let's all enjoy the glow of homogay's warming glow together! :oD